Sorry but you are not the droids we’re looking for

Originally uploaded by Stéfan

Not my picture, but I had to share.


Justice in Nashville, TN (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Davidson County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy allegedly has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tennessee Titans Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



This xkcd.com comic sums up things I’ve explained before:

So yeah. And my own family doesn’t understand this sometimes; my son asked me for help in a game the other evening, and I had to explain “Son, you’re farther than I am.”

Or a relative, asking me to help him design a program for a Blackberry phone:
“Um, you know I’m a simple pay record administrator?”
“Yeah, but you’re GOOD with computers.”
“*sigh…*”

This is a big portion of the reason I don’t work in IT; I get frustrated with my own family, whom I love to death. Hearing these types of questions from people I don’t care about, or better yet, people I don’t LIKE, would drive me nuts.

I am not the computer guy. I just have a little intuition.



…yeah, this’ll be boring. :)

I’ve had a hell of a time keeping Firefox stable ever since 3.5 came out. Of course, I’ve not been one to try to give up any of my extensions, even though the probable cause of the crashes would be an add-in that doesn’t play well with 3.5 despite claims that it does.

So my add-ins were as follows:
Tab Mix Plus
Delicious Bookmarks
NoScript
AdBlock Plus
Greasemonkey
XMarks
Stylish
All in One Sidebar

Now, honestly, I tried everything short of the proper way of doing this. The PROPER way to troubleshoot is a fresh profile, install 1 addon at a time, and if it doesn’t crash the browser try the next one. Me? Nah, I’d play til it crashed, disable one, and try again. It wasn’t working. I had them all disabled at one point, and it was still crashing. This went on for 3 weeks.

Fine.

So we started Monday with a fresh profile and no addins. Play for a day, no problems. Tuesday’s child was NoScript. Go for a day, no problems. That’s a good sign…
Wednesday (today) was AdBlock Plus. I didn’t expect a problem with it, and indeed haven’t heard of any. I installed it early this morning, then went to work. When I came home, though, the first thing that happened when I loaded Firefox was a crash. Huh, how ’bout that. I uninstalled AdBlock Plus and installed Greasemonkey. Then THAT crashed.

WTF?

OK, interesting. I’ve got that set aside, if I can get the rest of the extensions working I’ll go back and play with those two.

In the meantime, we’re working on Tab Mix Plus. This is one of just a couple that I have determined that I shouldn’t be able to live without… XMarks being the other. If I can’t get them going, I’m going to throw in the towel and go on to Google Chrome. If Greasemonkey is truly failing me I might be inconsolable, as well, but that’s only for the Arstechnica.com LastReadPost script, but anyway.

The moral of this story is to do things the right way, the first time, and save yourself a few weeks of wailing and gnashing of teeth.




"DADDY THERE’S A PLANE…"

Originally uploaded by Big Guy


My “inner muse” has been on strike for several weeks. It’s happened before; this is not even the longest I’ve gone without posting anything. This has been a pretty rough period, though; My wife lost her grandmother about a week and a half ago and my Dad’s been in the hospital for the last 6 weeks (less a 5-day period where everything appeared to be well).

I’ve spent a week in Tennessee since we last spoke; I’m probably going back in another week to spend some more time there.

I’m still here. I’m still reading your blogs, and I’m still taking pictures (some of which are going to Flickr). I’m just not putting any effort into writing right now. Bear with me, I’ll be back soon.

Thank you.


I would love to have a Kindle, I really would. Despite being a bit expensive for my tastes, they look to be decent little toys, and most comments I hear about them are nothing but positive.

However. (Dun dun DUN)

Stuff like this bothers the hell out of me. The device is fantastic. The books are available at a decent price, for the most part. The problem is the DRM.

Now, up until this point, I thought the DRM in place, while a necessary evil, was harmless and simply designed to keep the books on the kindle, rendering them unusable elsewhere. However, the above link proved me oh-so-very-wrong. What’s happened here is a publisher changed their mind about a couple of books being available on Kindle. Amazon, more worried about publishers than, ya know, CUSTOMERS, removed the books from the store. Then, without so much as a by-your-leave, they turned off all the purchased copies and credited the purchase price back to the paying customers.

Now, I’ll grant that last little bit there, at least they weren’t COMPLETE fudgehogs about it. But still. Without a word of advance warning, 2 legitimately purchased titles disappeared from their respective home devices.

The kicker, if you haven’t clicked the link yet? What titles would be subject to such Orwellian Big-Brother style tactics (though without the governmental part)? Why, none other than Orwell’s 1984 and Animal Farm.


Tantrum

10Jul09



Tantrum

Originally uploaded by Big Guy