Close the internet, we've got the best site already…
http://pucestopallusa.blogspot.com/
That site, folks, is pure gold. Sample his work:
“Oh wonerful dude pals at America! How awsome as make friend, enjoy, heartworming time. ‘Eat lots jelly dognut laugh in front compute page, belly is pain! Yah!’ Fuckselv, could? Thank
Rumpseld small Lord Ring caracter, talk US killbaby soldier, lies lies. Wepon find? OOOOP!!!”
Now my online circle of friends thinks the site is fake. Personally, fake or not, I think one with the knowledge to set up a website (even blogspot) would have to be “chemically enhanced” to write in this fashion… but i’m a WAR MONKEY ZIONIS, so what do I know… 
This is just too good/funny/crazy to pass up. Thanks, I needed that.
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TITLE: Get your Puce on
BLOG NAME: Disarranging Mine
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