Emailed from a friend today…
Are you tired of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile - I will know you’ve finally had sex.
When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don’t want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
please tell there is true friends who wont think about sex,