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Perusing the subject lines in my Gmail box this evening.  There’s some real gems here:

• Britney Spears Urged By President to Get Divorce
• Perez Hilton to be sworn in as Israeli President?  (Huh.  I didn’t know he was circumcised…)
• Paris Jail Sketch worth $100,000 (wow, for a crayon drawing?  What’s that god-awful poetry worth?)
• Paris in for sex change?  (You’ll notice a trend here, as I keep going)
• Judge Sauer to throw Hilton into Lynwood Psychiatric Wing
• Paris Hilton Lands Leadng Role in New Broadway Production
• Dr. Phil calls Paris Hilton “Trash Without the Trailer” (if it were true, it would be totally ironically funny)
• Ann Coulter wants Paris Hilton thrown in Guantanamo (Of course, Hilton is a dem, so yeah, she does)
• Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in Lesbian Prison Romp (about 5 years ago that might have been hot)
• Paris Hilton’s Vagina Bites Penguin (Um… yeah.)
• John McCain to Paris Hilton:  “Cosmo, bayatch!”  (see, they misspelled “biyatch.”  I hate misspelled spam.)
• Paris Hilton sold her soul to the devil, admits it on Larry King (this one was so important that I got it TWICE)
• Britney Spears to donate eggs for Darfur (what, they have no chickens?)
• Angelina Jolie’s Lips Explode (if the Spam catcher hadn’t caught this, I’d hope I actually had a friend named Norris Harden)

There’s a bit of a lesson to learn, though:

• Spammers are a little behind the times.  We don’t care about Britney OR Paris anymore.  They may be on to something with Angelina, though.
• Spammers now care more about this than my penis size, which they all tell me is too small.
• They at least know America likes sex.
• They still can’t spell worth a damn