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Her: Honey, what’s German for “mother?”
Me: I don’t know, I never studied German… I know “Du hast mich,” and “Danke Schoen.”
Little Guy: I heard something at school today, that “Kansas” means something bad in German.
Her: So what does it mean?
Little Guy: H - O - R - E.
Us: …
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