Perusing the subject lines in my Gmail box this evening. There’s some real gems here:
Britney Spears Urged By President to Get Divorce
Perez Hilton to be sworn in as Israeli President? (Huh. I didn’t know he was circumcised…)
Paris Jail Sketch worth $100,000 (wow, for a crayon drawing? What’s that god-awful poetry worth?)
Paris in for sex change? [...]
